prokopetz:

This is the one time of year that I love wasps.
Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.
Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.
The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.
I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.
The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.
So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.
Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.
Fucking wasps.

prokopetz:

This is the one time of year that I love wasps.

Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.

Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.

The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.

I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.

The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.

So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.

Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.

Fucking wasps.

Rebecca Sugar - StrongInTheRealWayDEMO
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rebeccasugar:

Strong in the Real Way, the Demo! 

I wrote this song in the desert! It’s dedicated to my crew! I want to be their rock!

Here are the chords!

Verse 1:

G                EbM7           Bb            D                           G

Why do you have to look up to her, aside from in a literal sense

              EbM7         Bb                  D C7

Don’t you know that a power that big comes with a bigger expense

      F            Eb              BbM7

And can’t you see that she’s out of control and overzealous

     B7                               Em                  C7

I’m telling you for your own good and not because I’m



Chorus 1:

G                     EbM7       B       D                G

I can show you how to be strong… in the real way

                       EbM7       B        D                Cm7

And I know that we can be strong… in the real way

        D7           Gm

And I want to inspire you

 C7                    F                     Bb                  D

I want to be your rock and when I talk, it lights a fire in you



Verse 1 (Instrumental):

G EbM7 Bb D

G EbM7 Bb D

C7 F Eb BbM7

B7 Em C7



Chorus 2:

G                     EbM7       B       D                G

I can show you how to be strong… in the real way

                       EbM7       B        D                Cm7

And I know that we can be strong… in the real way

        D7           Gm

And I want to inspire you

 C7                    F                     Bb                  D

I want to be your rock and when I talk, it lights a fire in you

Cm7  D7            Gm

      I want to inspire you

  C7                   Bb                    D7                 G

I want to be your rock and when I talk, it lights a fire in you

 

hannahblumenreich:

this came out of a discussion with a friend about the spider-man movies. i mispoke, saying something along the lines of, “when spider-man lands on the american flag,” when i meant to say was the flag pole but of course, the damage was done and now you all have to look at this ridiculous thing. 

lazymoth:

I don’t normally comment on this kind of thing here on my development blog, but it’s a close issue to me because soon I will be making my first professional game public and trying to make it with game development as a livelihood.
I wanted to reblog this but I don’t want the base post to keep getting more notes so I screencapped it instead. The link in above passage is located here. Please do not let Scott Cawthon become villainized by tumblr because of one person’s misinformation. Please read the linked message.
If you see anyone you know going along and actually believing this BS please take the time of day to correct them. Today someone’s promising career of professional artwork was unjustly attacked, both financially and even worse ethically. Please do not give permanence to this wide-scale hate campaign of a great developer for literally no reason, and please remember this site is a public forum where anything can blow up, and you should be careful when you say things that you did not personally research the veracity of.
Sorry this is part of your experience with tumblr so far Scott Cawthon. I swear there are rad people here.

lazymoth:

I don’t normally comment on this kind of thing here on my development blog, but it’s a close issue to me because soon I will be making my first professional game public and trying to make it with game development as a livelihood.

I wanted to reblog this but I don’t want the base post to keep getting more notes so I screencapped it instead. The link in above passage is located here. Please do not let Scott Cawthon become villainized by tumblr because of one person’s misinformation. Please read the linked message.

If you see anyone you know going along and actually believing this BS please take the time of day to correct them. Today someone’s promising career of professional artwork was unjustly attacked, both financially and even worse ethically. Please do not give permanence to this wide-scale hate campaign of a great developer for literally no reason, and please remember this site is a public forum where anything can blow up, and you should be careful when you say things that you did not personally research the veracity of.

Sorry this is part of your experience with tumblr so far Scott Cawthon. I swear there are rad people here.

weilongfu:

dancinbutterfly:

hereinlife13:

These are not mine but I wanted to bring them together!  

http://tohdaryl.tumblr.com/

I would read a novel about these two.

HAHAHAHA

Perfect.

Kanye West - Bound 1
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disclosvre:

Stop listening to whatever you’re listening to.

I present you, Kanye West - Bound 1.

kaonashizen:

bleu:

look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.

Im in love with Chris Pratt

oldroots:

no matter how bad you are, there’s always someone who is worse

cant believe big boss made it to 6am with only 99% power left

adriofthedead:

xinggan:

I’m grossed out by the kind of stuff tumblr does to its users over an extended period of time

Grammar and punctuation is completely lost on some people, to the point where their posts are unreadable and irritating

And tumblr fosters and feeds this incredible narcissism and need to impress people- people who don’t really matter in the grand scheme of things.